Jordan: Mom, when I was little little I was in an egg.
Mom: No, honey, you didn't come from an egg. When you were a baby you came from mommy's tummy.
Jordan: (after thinking) Did you throw up?
Mom: (suppressing laughter) Nope, I didn't throw up.
Jordan: (another pause) Did you go poop?
Mom: (Choosing words wisely) Kinda like that.
Then I told him about how when you have a baby you have to go the the hospital. I added that when Braden was born they had to cut me open and take Braden out.
Jordan: Did you die?
Mom: Nope, I didn't die.
*I think he's a keeper!*
9 years ago
